The Secret of Dr. Fauci’s Pharynx

*Real* scientists spend most of their lives in the lab, behind visual enhancement equipment and with sacrificial life forms.  They deal with objective data and props of their field.  As such, they do not generally develop extensive verbal talents. In fact, their ability to articulate may suffer, atrophying into obtuse vagaries when called to explain.…

COVID-19 human challenge trials coming at last

Now this is how it’s done. Let us dispense with the efficacy and placebo silliness. We’re dealing with a virus that is very contagious but not very deadly. The combination of these factors results in high numbers of deaths, but the human animal, preternaturally unable to parse ratios in every day comprehension, answers to absolutes,…

May Parsons defends COVID against charges of discrimination

You might remember May Parsons. She was the adjacent photo prop when 91-year-old Margaret Keenan from England received the first public COVID-19 Pfizer jab outside of the clinical trials.  Parsons was the “Matron” (a head nurse to those of us in the post-Colonial world) at University Hospital Coventry who was entrusted to administer the first…

The 2021 Vaccine Tour: stadiums, cruise ships…brothels?

Say what you will about the aspiring COVID-19 vaccines and the ensuing mayhem, chaos and pining they’ve caused, one thing is undeniable: Moderna and Pfizer, whose combined stake in the success and proliferation of their offerings is astronomical, along with the rest of greedy profit culture which lavishes bountiful praise on the syringe-ical saviors from…