Joe and Jill Biden, humping First Couple

Joe and Jill ran up a hill. Joe couldn’t find her crown so he nutted his pants. Sorry, I’m no Andrew Dice Clay but I try. The latest Biden gush piece appears in Vogue magazine and proves that the key to sanctification and disproportionate respect in Washington is simply to stick around long enough.  Any…

Exploitive Biden advocates for the Floyd Movement

Joe Biden lost his son to cancer, which no one denies is tragic. But. He’s not above exploiting the tragedy for political purposes (in a very subtle cosmetically un-exploitive manner, of course) and the latest is his subtle advocacy for George Floyd. As the world waits for the verdict in the trial of the former…

Joe Biden, the minimal morsel and place holder

He’s doing fine thanks for asking pic.twitter.com/yrHJ1d1D6R — Tom Elliott (@tomselliott) January 28, 2021 I’m not asking, because there’s not much of a question.  That is, unless I’m aiming for that rhetorical thing to make a point, but it looks like Tom Elliott took care of that. Does anyone think “President Biden” is intended to…

MSM’s “normality” is the new “baseless”

Chris Cillizza, CNN political commentator, indulged in a train wreck of Biden porn this morning. Such lavish words of exhilaration have issued from the Left since Wednesday and have proven something to behold. Repressed volumes of President Trump hatred have burst from their orifices in an effusive display of unbridled corny. It’s as if a…

The Secret Service seeks a Joe Biden dummy and accidentally use the real thing

BidenHarris’s inauguration rehearsal, slated for Sunday, has been postponed to Monday due to imminent catastrophic threat of an insurrectional nature. Democrats, conveniently jittery (nothing inflames ostentatious panic like canceled plans), fear for the now-defunct rehearsal spectacle. A rehearsal for Joe Biden’s inauguration scheduled for Sunday has been postponed because of security concerns, according to two…

“Scoldin'” Joe Biden

Joe Biden, easing into Expert Piranha Mode ever gently, smells the copper. Trump blood. The scent of Trump blood is permeating our national nose. His 8- or 12- or 85-D superpowers are slipping away before our eyes. The leaking began on November 3 and it is accelerating as Biden’s Presidency looms on the not-so-distant horizon.…
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Just asking for a fiend…

I’m overcome with wonder.  Rhetorically, that is. But I must ask.  I am curiously belligerent. After Bidenharris relocates to Washington D.C. in January and have assumed their official national roles with Donald Trump relegated (more like banished) to wherever it is he will be accepted, well deep into the guts of 2021 when the 11th…