Michigan Woman does not like insects

Frankly, I don’t have the slightest idea which department this story belongs to. Failure is an orphan, I think someone once moaned. A Michigan woman set herself on fire while frantically trying to incinerate bedbugs she found inside her car, authorities said. The unidentified 31-year-old woman from Pontiac found the creepy crawlies inside her ride…

Introducing BidenBot

President Biden is a like a limp and sodden piece of regurgitated Democratic underwhelming-ness. Dull and robotic, he parrots the bullshit he’s fed in dazzling displays of topsy-turvyness.  Devoid of individuality, he’s a manipulated shell. He is humanized code written to respond to input through the algorithmic prism of Coronavirus of everything. Ladies and Gents,…

Putting the “men” back in menstruation, the Moderna way

Consider me easily amused. Hey, it’s either that, or lose my mind while my clawing eyeballs out.  Two choices.  What would you do? I present a news item from one of the largest American newspapers.  The story concerns an apocryphal side effect of one of the COVID-19 vaccines in circulation.  It’s not the story’s subject…

Everyone’s doing the Pfizer Jig!

Is it just me or does it seem like Pfizer is the big kid on the vaccine block right now? The pharmaceutical company has finagled the most favorable press coverage and gerrymandered pandemic PR into a carefully nurtured perception of steadfast safety balanced with astronomic efficacy.  The other vaccines are making people collapse in puddles…

Gallows humor is psychopathic

“You are the least sunny person I have ever known.” -a co-worker’s observation to me, circa 1995 Oh yeah, I’m dark.  Less so now, but in extreme measures during my younger, drinking days when my gloom could escalate before blowing up into gargantuan explosions of bleakness. The problem with my a lifelong proclivity for the…

Post-Trump Derangement Syndrome opens old wounds

Trump Derangement Syndrome has proven to be the gift that keeps on giving. The aggrieved left, unable to reckon the new age of Biden placidity, can’t help themselves.  They are unable to simply leave the catharsis and hate behind. I guess they can’t just “grow up” overnight, though it would be nice. There are many,…

LAPD trolls with George Floyd meme. Mine is more esoteric.

“To protect and to serve” boast LAPD’s patrol cars. They are a wild bunch, those guys. Riddled with corruption, cronyism, outright criminal behavior, this department has a notorious history. Joseph Wambaugh made a few good points. And now the department reveals some of its force includes a few meme lords. The Los Angeles Police Department…