Marjorie Taylor Greene cures Biden Sedation Syndrome

I’ve made no bones about it here before. I’ve taken a stand! Joe Biden is boring as hell. I dig (well, dug) President Trump. I voted for him twice. I agreed with most of his policies, and salivated over all his promises and Tweets.  President Trump was all about “potential” and the “plan” which many…

Pandemic checklist: toilet paper, hand sanitizer and tin foil

Fantasy football is dumb. My opinion, of course. Hardcore sports fans fall on the Dork Spectrum, but due to the jock nature of their obsession, they escape that “dweeb factor” we connote with dorks in other prototypical dork realms. American football is not a dork field. It is a gladiator sport manned by jocks and…
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Conspiratard Alert: Pfizer vaccine demonstrated 100% efficacy for Tiffany Dover

Wherein I kick off a new blog category. According to the cute and cuddly tinfoil crowd, Tiffany Dover (apropos of this), that nurse from Chattanooga who passed out on video following her Pfizer vaccination last week, has DIED! Red alert, red alert. Raise the sinister tales of paranoia. Nothing shrieks conspiracy like a carefully crafted…