NIH’s Francis Collins feeds conspiracies one variant at a time

Nice going there, Dr. Collins. Scientist types are a quirky sort. The pandemic has illustrated one thing: the archetype persists. Scientists become fossilized in the factual geologic slabs of data and facts while discarding the unknowable chaos of social intelligence. Despite mainstream society’s harsh, condescending fixation with those who purvey conspiratorial COVID-19 interpretations, scientists don’t…

Dr. Leon Haley, Pfizered in December, dead in July. Got any theories…?

Update at end of story Cue the anti-vaxx hysterics! UF Health has announced the passing of Dr. Leon L. Haley Jr., the UF Health Jacksonville CEO. Dr. Haley was the first Black CEO of UF Health. Oh, in case you’re wondering about Dr. Haley. Last December, he was one of the early Pfizered.   December…

A blog named “Redacted”

And this is how the FBI troll-farms and engages in frivolity. With Thursday’s FBI release to their “vault” of documents concerning the conspiracy-laden death of Seth Rich in 2016, we glimpse the FBI’s emotional warfare with the tin foil crowd. Additionally, unnamed FBI officials were talking about Julian Assange’s assertion that Rich was murdered for…

Marjorie Taylor Greene cures Biden Sedation Syndrome

I’ve made no bones about it here before. I’ve taken a stand! Joe Biden is boring as hell. I dig (well, dug) President Trump. I voted for him twice. I agreed with most of his policies, and salivated over all his promises and Tweets.  President Trump was all about “potential” and the “plan” which many…

Pandemic checklist: toilet paper, hand sanitizer and tin foil

Fantasy football is dumb. My opinion, of course. Hardcore sports fans fall on the Dork Spectrum, but due to the jock nature of their obsession, they escape that “dweeb factor” we connote with dorks in other prototypical dork realms. American football is not a dork field. It is a gladiator sport manned by jocks and…
CONSPIRATARD

Conspiratard Alert: Pfizer vaccine demonstrated 100% efficacy for Tiffany Dover

Wherein I kick off a new blog category. According to the cute and cuddly tinfoil crowd, Tiffany Dover (apropos of this), that nurse from Chattanooga who passed out on video following her Pfizer vaccination last week, has DIED! Red alert, red alert. Raise the sinister tales of paranoia. Nothing shrieks conspiracy like a carefully crafted…