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David Cross, blood-thirsty doofus.

I once thought Arrested Development was a damned hilarious show. It never bored me with its perpetual showering of what I call “doofus humor.”  Whereas many times a show’s comic motif gets tired after a season or 5 and begins to run threadbare, most of the repetitious props Arrested Development showed us seemed funnier each…
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Dr. Fauci announces “Herd Immunity of the Month” as more Americans willing to be jabbed

I’m reposting a piece I wrote in April, just one month into the nitty gritty meat of our pandemic. We were viral virgins then.  Information slammed us fast and furious with its floundering inconsistencies.   Everything we read and heard was a disarrayed torrent of claims, conjectures, fears, paranoias, and whole lot of bullshit.  It’s understandable…
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Stevens-Johnson Syndrome is a real drag.

This sucks! Don’t catch it if you have a say in the matter, which you might… Stevens–Johnson syndrome (SJS) is a type of severe skin reaction. Together with toxic epidermal necrolysis (TEN) and Stevens–Johnson/toxic epidermal necrolysis (SJS/TEN), it forms a spectrum of disease, with SJS being less severe. Erythema multiforme (EM) is generally considered a…
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Conspiratard Alert: Pfizer vaccine demonstrated 100% efficacy for Tiffany Dover

Wherein I kick off a new blog category. According to the cute and cuddly tinfoil crowd, Tiffany Dover (apropos of this), that nurse from Chattanooga who passed out on video following her Pfizer vaccination last week, has DIED! Red alert, red alert. Raise the sinister tales of paranoia. Nothing shrieks conspiracy like a carefully crafted…

A bad night for recreational vehicles

First, there was this… BREAKING: This is the RV that exploded on 2nd Ave N this morning. It arrived on 2nd Ave at 1:22 a.m. Have you seen this vehicle in our area or do you have information about it? Please contact us via Crime Stoppers at 615-742-7463 or online via https://t.co/dVGS7o0m4v. @ATFHQ pic.twitter.com/JNx9sDinAH —…
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Just asking for a fiend…

I’m overcome with wonder.  Rhetorically, that is. But I must ask.  I am curiously belligerent. After Bidenharris relocates to Washington D.C. in January and have assumed their official national roles with Donald Trump relegated (more like banished) to wherever it is he will be accepted, well deep into the guts of 2021 when the 11th…

The Rodeo

Psst. I’ll let you in on a secret. I have a pet peeve. I’m not a man of many, tell the truth. I’m not usually bothered by the trivialities of other people’s behavior and idiosyncrasies. I haven’t always been like this, but I’ve evolved a lot over the years. At 56, the behavior of people…