Ron Jeremy’s defense: “I was just doing my job!”

Maybe not, but it should have been.

This dude. He was a porn star, a big one (so to speak). I remember his appearances in much drunken pornertainment back in my day.  His “coverage” was legendary. This was The Guy if porn gods were your thing.  They weren’t really mine, but still.

He had more sex in one day than I was getting in a year. And in spite of all that, the dude just couldn’t leave his work at the office.

Adult-film performer Ron Jeremy on Wednesday was indicted on more than 30 counts of sexual assault against 21 victims, according to a statement by the Los Angeles Police Department obtained by The Hill.

The 68-year-old, identified in court documents as Ron Jeremy Hyatt, pleaded not guilty to all allegations, which date back to 1996.

He now faces 34 counts of various sex crimes, including a dozen counts of forcible rape, two counts of sexual penetration of an unconscious or asleep person and one count each of lewd acts upon a child under the age of 14 or 15. Jeremy’s alleged victims range from 15 to 51 years old.

How did he do it?

Big Ron porn
How does he do it?

I admire a man who is driven.

Ron Jeremy in court

Considering the events of this implosive global environment, isn’t the conviction of a porn star for having sex a bit trite?

Like in, who the hell cares.


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