Michigan Woman does not like insects

Frankly, I don’t have the slightest idea which department this story belongs to.

Failure is an orphan, I think someone once moaned.

A Michigan woman set herself on fire while frantically trying to incinerate bedbugs she found inside her car, authorities said.

The unidentified 31-year-old woman from Pontiac found the creepy crawlies inside her ride Tuesday and had a panic attack, according to an Oakland County Sheriff’s Office incident report obtained by The Post.

She decided to use rubbing alcohol to douse the bugs and set them ablaze, but accidentally set herself on fire in the process, according to the report.

The story doesn’t mention it, so I will dryly quip that it would be fitting if Michigan Woman was driving one of these.

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