Introducing BidenBot

President Biden is a like a limp and sodden piece of regurgitated Democratic underwhelming-ness. Dull and robotic, he parrots the bullshit he’s fed in dazzling displays of topsy-turvyness.  Devoid of individuality, he’s a manipulated shell.

He is humanized code written to respond to input through the algorithmic prism of Coronavirus of everything.

Ladies and Gents, I present the first AI President of the United States: BidenBot.  When all else fails, take your shot like a man.  Stop worrying and learn to love the mRNA.

 

BidenBot


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UserBartleby: Hey, Joe, what do you think about the UBI?

 

BidenBot

BidenBot: VACCINATE

 

 

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UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think about illegal immigration’s burden placed on American citizens?

 

BidenBot

BidenBot: VACCINATION PROTECTS

 

 

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UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think about the rash of shoplifting incidents in San Francisco, and the elevated rates of crime in America?

 

BidenBotBidenBot:  DELTA VARIANT IS EXTRA DANGEROUS

 

 

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UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think about the state of mental health and opioid addiction sweeping America?

 

BidenBot

BidenBot: DO YOUR PART, MASK UP

 

 

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UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think we should do about the integrity of the voting process in this country?

 

BidenBot

BidenBot: IF YOU DON’T VACCINATE, YOU’RE STUPID

 

 

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UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what is your plan to revitalize the American middle class?

 

BidenBot

BidenBot: VACCINE.GOV

 

 

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UserBartleby: Hey Joe, do you still pleasure Jill?

 

BidenBot

BidenBot: WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER

 

 

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UserBartleby: […]

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