President Biden is a like a limp and sodden piece of regurgitated Democratic underwhelming-ness. Dull and robotic, he parrots the bullshit he’s fed in dazzling displays of topsy-turvyness. Devoid of individuality, he’s a manipulated shell.
He is humanized code written to respond to input through the algorithmic prism of Coronavirus of everything.
Ladies and Gents, I present the first AI President of the United States: BidenBot. When all else fails, take your shot like a man. Stop worrying and learn to love the mRNA.
UserBartleby: Hey, Joe, what do you think about the UBI?
UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think about illegal immigration’s burden placed on American citizens?
BidenBot: VACCINATION PROTECTS
UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think about the rash of shoplifting incidents in San Francisco, and the elevated rates of crime in America?
UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think about the state of mental health and opioid addiction sweeping America?
BidenBot: DO YOUR PART, MASK UP
UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what do you think we should do about the integrity of the voting process in this country?
BidenBot: IF YOU DON’T VACCINATE, YOU’RE STUPID
UserBartleby: Hey Joe, what is your plan to revitalize the American middle class?
UserBartleby: Hey Joe, do you still pleasure Jill?
BidenBot: WE’RE IN THIS TOGETHER