I’m a little too serious-minded and repressed for “games,” but I recognize when such frivolity may be in order.

Add booze and the fun quotient is multiplied on orders of ten.  Feel free to add alcohol to my game. In fact, I would suggest it, even if you’re not playing.

Your liver will thank me.

I played earlier, a test run if you will. Joe Biden was my first.

Together, we shall write an American story of hope, not fear. Of unity, not division. Of light, not darkness.

— President Biden (@POTUS) January 29, 2021

I took his Tweet and…

#DemocraticDope
Together, we shall write an American story of DOPE, not fear. Of unity, not division. Of light, not darkness.

— tragic dog video (@DogTragic) January 29, 2021

That’s it. A very simple game, but Democrats, being the party of virtue mega-dosing and lascivious platitudes, might turn the basic into a wretched challenge.

Play ball.