Pandemic checklist: toilet paper, hand sanitizer and tin foil

Fantasy football is dumb. My opinion, of course. Hardcore sports fans fall on the Dork Spectrum, but due to the jock nature of their obsession, they escape that “dweeb factor” we connote with dorks in other prototypical dork realms. American football is not a dork field. It is a gladiator sport manned by jocks and…