“Scoldin'” Joe Biden

Joe Biden, easing into Expert Piranha Mode ever gently, smells the copper.

Trump blood.

The scent of Trump blood is permeating our national nose. His 8- or 12- or 85-D superpowers are slipping away before our eyes. The leaking began on November 3 and it is accelerating as Biden’s Presidency looms on the not-so-distant horizon. Trump’s party is turning disinterestedly away, snubbing his veto godliness and hmph’ing his hard Right pet peeves (some of which he seems to have re-discovered now as he makes his way around the loser’s lap that will scuttle him out the White House).

President Donald Trump, the Bad Orange Man, has been cast to the pile of Presidential Obsolescence and even his Tweets are tinged with self-conscious exhaustion, desperation, sapped of all trace of Alpha amusement that once made them captivating.

It is a tragic fall, and a horrible desecration of that idol we once hoped to see ascend the throne of our nationalist messiah.

Presidential Placeholder, Joe Biden, “he who shall precede Kamala,” can’t restrain himself now that the bully is weakened. Quick to pummel Trump as he writhes in blossoming irrelevance, a veritable hell for the egotistical madman, Biden engaged in some armchair pandemic control.

President-elect Joe Biden on Tuesday called out Donald Trump’s administration for bungling the COVID-19 vaccine rollout and laid out his own plans for quickly immunizing as many Americans as possible.

“The Trump administration’s plan to distribute the vaccine is falling behind ― far behind,” Biden said from Wilmington, Delaware.

“As I long feared and warned, the effort to distribute and administer the vaccine is not progressing as it should,” he said, adding that if the current pace continues, “it’s going to take years, not months, to vaccinate the American people.”

The pace of vaccinations has been much slower than promised, despite the Trump administration naming its vaccine effort “Operation Warp Speed.” Only about 1 million of the 9 million doses distributed so far have reportedly been administered, officials leading the rollout said Tuesday.

Biden said he’s searching for ways to increase the speed of immunization and wants to that ensure 100 million shots will have been administered by the end of the first 100 days.

The only thing worse than a bumbling, ear-sniffing Joe Biden is a sanctimonious, holier-than-thou Joe Biden. Self-proclaimed savior with science behind him!

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Whatever, Joe.

Our country is made of 340,000,000 raging sheep and delusional individualists who’ve been groomed to believe they are granted an ephemeral right to do as they please regardless of its potential collisions with collective survival. America, tiled into fifty states, each in its own way living out the individualistic dream of autonomy for the sake of proclaiming autonomy. Breaking through state bureaucracies and inflicting federal intrusion is a task of mammoth proportions for a national government that seeks to coalesce its overpopulated swelling behind a national campaign. We are not a country, we are an assemblage of Balkanized communities that finds more difficulty in submitting to orderly commands than it is to stew in deadly disorder.

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